Aimless Winewhore, tried to make me go to rehab Options

[JBlueEyes]

Kate and Pete are yesterday's news, a pair of Tim Burton animations who've probably done more horse than an Alpo factory. That revolving rehab door isn't doing it for me anymore. I need violence. I need beatings. I need...

Amy Winehouse and husband Blake

The desperate families of Amy Winehouse and her drug using husband are keeping a round-the-clock vigil on the couple - amid fears they are risking their lives with their addictions. The exasperated in-laws convened following a violent, unseemly brawl between the couple in which both parties emerged bruised, bloodied and battered.

Both Blake Fielder-Civil's parents, Georgette and Giles, the 23-year-old singer's father, Mitch, have imposed strict new rules on the pair in a last-ditch attempt to keep them away from drugs – and each other. As well monitoring them at all times, the families are also insisting on separate bedrooms... (read more)

Like that's gonna help. Okay, who ends up in the Pale Flag first, and where's Brent when you need another poll started?

[Bryan9000]

Amy Winehouse's father Mitch has issued a stark warning to his troubled daughter, urging her to give up drugs or face a "long, slow, painful death".

She has since suffered a string of health problems including a bout of the infectious skin condition impetigo. Most recently, the singer was hospitalized in June, after collapsing at her home and was subsequently diagnosed with traces of the deadly lung disease emphysema.

He says, "She will die. But it won't be from a drugs overdose. She will die from emphysema. That will be the most likely scenario if she doesn't check her behavior. We are talking about a long, slow, painful death, gasping for air. I would like all the people who would give her illegal substances to think about that."

Does this ruin the deathpool, or do we just have to take odds on the "manner of death?"

[Bryan9000]

This just in: WAXWORKS WINO PROBABLY TO OUTLIVE REAL THING.

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[Semperfidel]

This just in: WAXWORKS WINO PROBABLY TO OUTLIVE REAL THING.

If her own dad isn't giving her good odds, then what chance do the rest of us have? I mean, really, if there's a deathpool, then Family & Friends ought to be exempt.

[irishblessing]

"For only the second time in almost a month, Amy Winehouse ventured out of her London flat and, judging by the looks of her, we don't wanna know what she's been doing." Per Perez. Enjoy the show.



It just gets worse: Before and After.

[JBlueEyes]

Just an linkdump, really, but you know it's been a tough couple of summer weeks when Wino's still rotting away somewhere and all the entertainment tabs can think of to promote is David Duchovny's sex addition (yawn), and puppets (okay, that's sorta nostalgic). Maybe we should have another thread titled "Muppets Take My Crack In."

[5trych9]

Never fear, Wino's always good for an item! Now they're saying her ODs have given her dain bramage.

Winehouse first overdosed in August last year from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.

She was advised to see a psychiatrist after displaying 'multiple personality traits' that made her a suicide risk.

It was following this second overdose in July that doctors are worried her brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose after she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.

How the fuck do you overdose on POT?

[irishblessing]

How the fuck do you overdose on POT?

Dunno. But apparently if you give Barbra Streisand Demerol, she turns into a real barrel of laughs.

[Galahad]

Back to our regularly scheduled programme:

SUICIDE WATCH: Amy Winehouse losing will to live

The fragile 25-year-old singer is struggling to pull herself together in a desperate attempt has reportedly threatened to kill herself with a knife. After uttering the painful words of "what's the point in living?" worried friends are on a 24-hour suicide watc (read more)

Elsewhere, I read she was looking for a full makeover. Maybe she's so close to death, pink hair and a back tattoo would be just enough to make 'er "over."

[irishblessing]

The skank might actually have a chance this time out. They arrested the couple who was dealing her drugs. Somehow I don't really think this will stop her. She seems determined.

[JBlueEyes]

Isn't she lovely...

For anyone in the deathpool, it looks half like someone should get paid out already. I heard the hubby was finally outta jail too. Wave BUH-BYE to both of them!

[PalePhoenix]

A fatwah on Wino! The deathpool increases the stakes!

Reports have emerged today (January 7) claiming that Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson have been included on a "terror target" hit list made in reaction to the current conflict in the Gaza region.

The Sun said comments were made on the forum of Ummah.com.

A post on the forum apparently called for users to compile "a list of top Jews we can target," which included both Winehouse and Ronson's names.
British anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey told The Sun that the comments should be taken seriously.

"The Ummah website has been used by extremists," he said. "Those listed should treat it very seriously. Expect a hate campaign and intimidation by 20 or 30 thugs." (read more)

[ganymede]

Bitch gives me scabs just lookin' at her. Can we kill this thread? Everybody wins an iPod!

[Galahad]

Bitch gives me scabs just lookin' at her. Can we kill this thread? Everybody wins an iPod!

How about her crawling on the floor, begging for drinks?

[PalePhoenix]

She's been topless a lot lately. Not a pretty sight. Why not play some Scrabble?

[Xaotrix]

Bitch gives me scabs just lookin' at her. Can we kill this thread? Everybody wins an iPod!

I second the motion to kill this thread. We hear altogether too much about this scabrous bitch here in the UK, and she's barely alive. She cancels concerts because she's in withdrawal, and just LOVES her incarcerated husband, who's a piece of work in his own right. They deserve to be together...on another planet.

[Galahad]

This thread won't die until Wino does! Her house was robbed. Supposedly, she was in the Caribbean at the time, but I think she was just passed out on the floor at the time they took her TV. Which is truly a shame, because now she has nothing to sell for crack.