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> Ooooh! It's Pale's Birthday!, Every day is April Fool's Day, really.
Snips and snails and puppy dog tails and a magnum of Riunite on ice. Riunite, that's nice!
What did you get PalePhoenix for his birthday?
Another week's reprieve for Sanjay on "American Idol." [ 1 ] ** [12.50%]
Kelly Wearstler's new instructional DVD, "How To Make Your Hair...Look Like My Hair!", complete with free electric cattle prod. [ 2 ] ** [25.00%]
A gross of lithium, a tincter of chloral hydrate, cooking sherry, a Tab, a fluffy pillow and this week's TV Guide. And he loved it. [ 5 ] ** [62.50%]
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BrentDanzig
post Mar 31 2007, 05:41 PM
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George Hamilton, who is being widely reported this weekend to be named the next host of "The Price Is Right" says, "Happy birthday, PalePhoenix! Come on down -- down on my tanned, leathery, ancient cock, that is! Oh, yeah!"

Scroll up to the top of the page and vote for Pale's birthday present. A convenient and affordable alternative to...you know...actually buying him anything.
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"I'm just not buying Ryan's excitement anymore. Right around this time every year, we both seem to get very tired. I know in like two weeks he's going to be all, 'THIS...is AMERICAN IDOL,' and I'll be like, 'But is it, really?'"
--- Television Without Pity, on "American Idol."
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PalePhoenix
post Jan 23 2009, 02:47 PM
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BrentDanzig   Ooooh! It's Pale's Birthday!   Mar 31 2007, 05:41 PM
PalePhoenix   You HAD to make it a poll, didn't you. And with th...   Apr 1 2007, 02:40 AM
BrentDanzig   I will stand on a chair, in a backwards bathrobe, ...   Apr 1 2007, 06:39 AM
ganymede   HAHA UR OWLD. :rolleyes:   Apr 1 2007, 05:47 PM
BrentDanzig   http://www.bravotv.com/blog/jackiewarner/_blogImag...   Apr 1 2007, 07:21 PM
PalePhoenix   I appreciate that it's poor form to wish oneself a...   Apr 1 2008, 12:18 AM
BrentDanzig   I appreciate that it's poor form to wish oneself a...   Apr 1 2008, 05:02 AM
irishblessing   One strangely penile bowl of vanilla ice cream, co...   Apr 2 2008, 04:27 PM
Bryan9000   Hey. happy birthday, P-man. Just for you, Raptor J...   Apr 1 2008, 06:58 AM
Semperfidel   I just hope we don't get in trouble for the very d...   Apr 1 2008, 07:29 AM
PalePhoenix   If we're going with a MSC-theme this year, then le...   Apr 1 2008, 07:47 AM
JBlueEyes   Today seems like one for the record books on ...   Apr 1 2008, 03:18 PM
Galahad   Happy belated birthday greetings, Pale. I forgot t...   Apr 2 2008, 02:48 PM
PalePhoenix   This ought to qualify as both cruel AND unusual. I...   Oct 9 2008, 04:28 PM
PalePhoenix   <a href=http://www.new.facebook.com/people/Phil...   Nov 18 2008, 04:50 PM
PalePhoenix   <center><object width="425" hei...   Jan 23 2009, 02:47 PM

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