 Ooooh! It's Pale's Birthday!, Every day is April Fool's Day, really. |
  Mar 31 2007, 05:41 PM
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 Morons screaming lies.  Group: Adepts Posts: 895 Joined: 20-February 05 From: Albany NY, the pulsating centre of the ultraworld. Member No.: 22  |
 George Hamilton, who is being widely reported this weekend to be named the next host of "The Price Is Right" says, "Happy birthday, PalePhoenix! Come on down -- down on my tanned, leathery, ancient cock, that is! Oh, yeah!" Scroll up to the top of the page and vote for Pale's birthday present. A convenient and affordable alternative to...you know...actually buying him anything.    --------------------  "I'm just not buying Ryan's excitement anymore. Right around this time every year, we both seem to get very tired. I know in like two weeks he's going to be all, 'THIS...is AMERICAN IDOL,' and I'll be like, 'But is it, really?'" --- Television Without Pity, on "American Idol." |
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Apr 1 2007, 02:40 AM
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 Prince of Dorkness Group: Admin Posts: 1,276 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Arizona, USA Member No.: 1 |
You HAD to make it a poll, didn't you. And with the epitome of wrinkled impotence as our icon. Damn you.
I will stand on a chair, in a backwards bathrobe, in a lecture hall, teetering scarily to either side, reciting call-and-response dialogue that has nothing to do with religion...and still have more dignity than this. Bitch, your birthday is plenty soon, too. --------------------  Yesterday...when I was mad. |
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 Apr 1 2007, 06:39 AM
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Morons screaming lies. Group: Adepts Posts: 895 Joined: 20-February 05 From: Albany NY, the pulsating centre of the ultraworld. Member No.: 22 |
QUOTE(PalePhoenix @ Apr 1 2007, 05:40 AM)  I will stand on a chair, in a backwards bathrobe, in a lecture hall, teetering scarily to either side...  Xylander "Bipsie" Smith-Hanover, 41, from Oak Park, IL, says "Happy Birthday, Pale! Did somebody say LITHIUM? Ding dong!" -------------------- "I'm just not buying Ryan's excitement anymore. Right around this time every year, we both seem to get very tired. I know in like two weeks he's going to be all, 'THIS...is AMERICAN IDOL,' and I'll be like, 'But is it, really?'" --- Television Without Pity, on "American Idol." |
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Apr 1 2007, 12:40 PM
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 Cobalt Group: Adepts Posts: 126 Joined: 10-September 06 From: nowhere important Member No.: 131 |
Happy birthday Pale! Hopefully your hangover isn't too bad this morning.
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 Apr 1 2007, 05:47 PM
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 Zen Motorcycle Repairman Group: Adepts Posts: 1,617 Joined: 7-April 05 From: WI Member No.: 36 |
HAHA UR OWLD.
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 Apr 1 2007, 07:21 PM
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Morons screaming lies. Group: Adepts Posts: 895 Joined: 20-February 05 From: Albany NY, the pulsating centre of the ultraworld. Member No.: 22 |
 Jackie Warner says, "Happy BIRTHDAY, Pale! I want to see SWEAT at my STRIDENT DYKE GYM this year! Mimi just chewed my LABIA off! Mimi, you BRAZILLIAN SPITFIRE! Must you be so STRIDENT, you dememted lesbian cannibal?" -------------------- "I'm just not buying Ryan's excitement anymore. Right around this time every year, we both seem to get very tired. I know in like two weeks he's going to be all, 'THIS...is AMERICAN IDOL,' and I'll be like, 'But is it, really?'" --- Television Without Pity, on "American Idol." |
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 Apr 1 2008, 12:18 AM
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Prince of Dorkness Group: Admin Posts: 1,276 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Arizona, USA Member No.: 1 |
I appreciate that it's poor form to wish oneself a happy b-day, but since this thread was already here, I think I'll just pin it and wait for the love when everyone else wakes up.
Fuck presents. Send money.  One strangely penile bowl of vanilla ice cream, comin' right up. -------------------- Yesterday...when I was mad. |
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Apr 1 2008, 05:02 AM
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Morons screaming lies. Group: Adepts Posts: 895 Joined: 20-February 05 From: Albany NY, the pulsating centre of the ultraworld. Member No.: 22 |
QUOTE(PalePhoenix @ Apr 1 2008, 04:18 AM) I appreciate that it's poor form to wish oneself a happy b-day[...] I cannot believe you just wished your self a happy birthday...in your own happy birthday topic. You're ruined socially.   Where the socially ruinous go when they die. "And when you get to Hell, girl, you'll find out that Hell is cold. COLD." --- Stephen King, "The Stand" -------------------- "I'm just not buying Ryan's excitement anymore. Right around this time every year, we both seem to get very tired. I know in like two weeks he's going to be all, 'THIS...is AMERICAN IDOL,' and I'll be like, 'But is it, really?'" --- Television Without Pity, on "American Idol." |
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Apr 1 2008, 06:58 AM
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 Enfant Effroyable Group: Associates Posts: 193 Joined: 12-November 06 From: da left coast, yo Member No.: 179 |
Hey. happy birthday, P-man. Just for you, Raptor Jesus on Raptor Mohammed. The Rapture called! It wants its magical, levitating powers back!
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 Apr 1 2008, 07:29 AM
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 Token Straight Guy Group: Authors Posts: 682 Joined: 3-May 06 From: Funkytown Member No.: 97 |
I just hope we don't get in trouble for the very deliberately ridiculous bomb-turban. I heard they weren't fashionable this year, either. Happy Birthday, you old cad, you.
I sincerely hope this is not a gift you can use. (copying B9K on the the site though)
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Apr 1 2008, 07:47 AM
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Prince of Dorkness Group: Admin Posts: 1,276 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Arizona, USA Member No.: 1 |
If we're going with a MSC-theme this year, then let me post the top of my Wish List, m'kaaay? 'Xhibitions' style:
 "Wolverine Claw" This can seriously fuck your shit up. It's not so much lovely to hold as look at, but get a load of that 'rolling back massager' it mounts on. Terrif. "I want my liver massaged right out of my body." To tell you the truth tho, the patent menace of surgical steel blades (what, you thought it was adamantium?) in a less-gay-Freddy-Krueger plaything is not quite as bad as the target market. Yes, my wish for this day is not to HAVE it, but that the hand holding the model wasn't quite so prepubescent. -------------------- Yesterday...when I was mad. |
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Apr 1 2008, 03:18 PM
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 digital adonis Group: Authors Posts: 607 Joined: 19-June 05 Member No.: 44 |
Today seems like one for the record books on "April Fool pranks." Has anybody tricked you into letting them sing a full, atonal version of Happy Birthday, and did they pay the copyright fee for using that song?
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Apr 2 2008, 02:48 PM
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 Abercrombie & Bitch Group: Adepts Posts: 1,040 Joined: 14-December 05 From: the edge of reason Member No.: 73 |
Happy belated birthday greetings, Pale. I forgot to get you a present. So here's an update on that freaky-deaky Russian cult of Luddites. You know you hate credit cards too!
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Apr 2 2008, 04:27 PM
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 Anarchist's Cookbook Top Chef Group: Adepts Posts: 507 Joined: 6-May 06 Member No.: 99 |
QUOTE(PalePhoenix @ Apr 1 2008, 03:18 AM) One strangely penile bowl of vanilla ice cream, comin' right up. Hehehehehe....balls. Hehehehehe... --------------------  |
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Oct 9 2008, 04:28 PM
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Prince of Dorkness Group: Admin Posts: 1,276 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Arizona, USA Member No.: 1 |
This ought to qualify as both cruel AND unusual. I had no idea April Fool's Day was even observed in Muslim countries. You learn something new every day, I suppose.
QUOTE Laughter in Spring, Death in Autumn
It was one of those conversations that stayed with me — an interview last spring with a shoe store owner in the Karrada neighborhood for a story about April Fool’s day, which here is called Kithbet Nisan, or April Lie. In a climate of violence, the pranks played by many Iraqis had turned increasingly dark and sarcastic. A student persuaded her classmates that their professor had been assassinated. A man told his friend’s parents that their son had been kidnapped. April Fools! When I went to the shoe store on April 1 to interview Mr. Ali, who was known in the neighborhood as Haki, he told me that he had celebrated the occasion with a less drastic but still biting joke. He had tried unsuccessfully, he said, to convince a friend “that the American forces are withdrawing from Iraq, and that George Bush is going to apologize to the Iraqi people for causing destruction and he will pay one million Iraqi dinars to every Iraqi for compensation within two days.” (read more) -------------------- Yesterday...when I was mad. |
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Nov 18 2008, 04:50 PM
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Prince of Dorkness Group: Admin Posts: 1,276 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Arizona, USA Member No.: 1 |
Facebook me! It's my newest way to be lame.
-------------------- Yesterday...when I was mad. |
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Jan 23 2009, 02:47 PM
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Prince of Dorkness Group: Admin Posts: 1,276 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Arizona, USA Member No.: 1 |
-------------------- Yesterday...when I was mad. |
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